5/08/09 @ Miller Park
The Cubs were in town to play the Brewers.
I do not like the Cubs.
Obnoxious yuppies everywhere.
Ron Santo is a *******.
Let the story begin…
What do you get when you mix a baseball game at Miller Park with 74 degree weather…??
A few minutes later, I had Ball #1 on the day (BASEBALL #100 on this young season).
Courtesy of a toss-up from this man…
Brewers pitcher BRADEN LOOPER was in the cage hitting.
He hit a long drive into the Friday’s Restaurant patio. It passed directly through one of the openings between the bars on the railing and hit the lady pictured below, right in “the’***”…
…then bounced to the ground right to me for Ball #2.
X marks the spot where the ball passed through the railing. She was sitting in the 1st seat on the railing when she was hit, then moved one seat over to the right. I didn’t feel too bad for the lady…she wasn’t paying attention!! I did feel bad enough, though, to give her the ball.
ATTN: All clueless fans
If you enter any major league stadium while Batting Practice is in session-pay attention to the damn ball! Unless you want to spend the night in a hospital or an afternoon in a dentist’s chair!
First, I had to knock the ball out from its wedge between the edge of the net and the wire. I only had one chance. If I messed it up, it would have fallen into the bullpen. Second, I had to glove trick it out. No problems for this ballhawk.
I ran over to right field where Brewers pitcher BRADEN LOOPER tossed me Ball #6.
The Cubs took the field.
In the next 20 minutes, Ball # 8 (MILTON BRADLEY), Ball #9 (ALFONSO SORIANO) and Ball #10 (MIKE FONTENOT) were all snagged on the fly.
BP was winding down so I took one final peek into the visitor’s bullpen. There was another glove trick opportunity. So, I went to work on it and had Ball # 11.
That was it for BP.
11 baseballs with the Cubs in town? Unheard of. I never imagined a BP with double-digits during a sold-out weekend game vs. the Cubs.
I was feeling good, so, I went over and paid a visit to a good friend…
…that’s “Mickey the cameraman.” Mickey used to shoot the game from my season-ticket section. They’ve since moved him to a better spot.
Mickey’s been good to me, so, I handed him two baseballs I had snagged.
He’s from Milwaukee and I hear he’s on one helluva tear in the singing competition.
Good luck, Danny! Make Milwaukee proud!
He was scheduled to throw out the 1st pitch and sing the national anthem.
I was in the box seats, ready to take a picture or two for my Mom and my Wife…both big fans of Danny.
The game was won by the good guys 3-2 courtesy of a Ryan Braun 2-run bomb in the bottom of the 8th inning.
Eleven (11) balls would be the final tally…
Eight (8) are shown. Three (3) were given away.
That player card is of Brewers situational lefty-MITCH STETTER. If you can get this guy to throw you a baseball, I want you to let me know. You’d swear he gets fined for tossing baseballs to fans. C’mon, Mitch!! Loosen up!
And with a name like Mitch, you gotta step it up…
2009 BALLHAWKING STATS
- 11 total balls 5/08/09
5 batted balls (4 caught on fly)
2009 TOTAL BASEBALLS
4/7/09 = 5 baseballs
4/8/09 = 10 baseballs
4/9/09 = 10 baseballs
4/10/09 = 3 baseballs
4/11/09 = 5 baseballs
4/12/09 = 5 baseballs
4/13/09 = 11 baseballs
4/14/09 = 6 baseballs
4/21/09 = 5 baseballs
4/27/09 = 15 baseballs
4/28/09 = 9 baseballs
4/30/09 = 4 baseballs
5/01/09 = 7 baseballs
5/02/09 = 4 baseballs
5/08/09 = 11 baseballs
110 baseballs (15 games)
7.33 average per game